“I don’t drive the truck. I supervise the driver.” — Talitha
Finally. A hat for upper management.
My human has a trucker hat. I have responsibilities. Neighborhood patrol. Delivery inspection. Making sure nobody opens a snack without authorization.
Clearly, I needed the uniform.
This black-and-white Dog Foam Trucker Hat brings the MIKEY attitude to your four-legged supervisor. The front graphic does the talking: ALL WORK + NO PLAY = MIKEY. I’ll be negotiating the “no play” clause. My tennis ball has concerns.
A lightweight foam front and breathable mesh back keep the look easygoing, while ear holes and an adjustable chin strap help keep the hat in place. For walks, photo opportunities, and looking like the one who approved the itinerary.
Check the fit. Management insists.
Available in Small, Medium, and Large. These sizes are intended for dogs weighing approximately 22–100 lbs, depending on size. Small does not mean toy-dog size. Check the size guide and your dog’s measurements before ordering.
Small: dogs approximately 22–45 lbs (10–20.4 kg); 5.3-inch (13.5 cm) wide bill
Medium: dogs approximately 40–65 lbs (18.1–29.5 kg); 5.9-inch (15 cm) wide bill
Large: dogs approximately 60–100 lbs (27.2–45.4 kg); 6.4-inch (16.3 cm) wide bill
The details, for my human’s paperwork
100% polyester
Foam front with mesh back
Black-and-white colorway with the MIKEY graphic
Adjustable chin strap and ear holes
Lightweight, breathable construction
Choose their fit. Let them look like they own the place.
“You handle the steering wheel. I’ll handle the looks.” — Talitha
